第1篇:Good Fortune, Bad Fortune故事
A frog goes to have his fortune told.
The fortuneteller looks at his little webbed palm and says, "Aha! You're about to meet a beautiful young lady who is going to want to know everything about you."
The frog says, "Thanks! I'm going to run right back to the pond so I won't miss her."
The fortuneteller says, "You won't meet her at the pond. You're going to meet her in her freshman biology class.